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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl , are you interested in boning pasta? Because I can f u silli."

"In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke Did you hear about the new Jedi beer? It's Force Ale."

"What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts"

"A man walks into a zoo with only one animal, a dog... It was a shitzu"

"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."

"I heard Lincoln is doing well in theaters Traditionally, this has not been true."

"What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff? Ford was my best friend."

"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"

"How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish? Once."

"I'm so sick of this new year's jokes I've been hearing them all year."