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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sad Ent? Mourning wood."
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"I'd made a chemistry joke... ...but all the moderately amusing ones have used to death."
"What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays? Ramadamadan."
"What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group? Gorillaz"
"If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread. Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts."
"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."
"When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad Do you call it iPaddress?"
"Her: *whispering seductively in my ear* Tell me what you want baby. Me: *whispering back* I was thinking maybe Thai food but up to you."
"My daughter turns 3 today. Due to our tight budget, we're not telling her."
"""You're an alcoholic."" I prefer the term 'bar-barian'"