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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!"

"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."

"Just pulled up next to a car identical to mine & accidentally made eye contact with the driver. I think that means we have to race on green."

"Robin Williams apparently commited suicide last night. His brothers, Venus and Serena, are said to be distraught."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"

"Did you know unicorns exist? Yeah man. You didn't know? They're short and fat, and people call them rhinos."

"BLONDE COUNTING Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"

"with all of Canada's recent Olympic successes ... I was just thinking that we must ... have been on our 'eh' game. YEEEAAAHHH!!!"

"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"