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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!"

"If you're an adult and you aren't tired, you probably just fell asleep and started dreaming. Wake up. It's time to be tired again."

"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."

"How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."

"I heard One Direction released a new album recently... ...it's titled ""Ray"""

"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"

"Knock, knock..........Goliath Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down -- you looketh tired"

"Too bad the Kardashian show couldn't be like ""The Ring"" and kill anyone who watches it."

"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."