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Joke of the Day
"What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired? Pants."
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"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."
"A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, ""My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."""
"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"
"Barber: And how old are you little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!"
"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"
"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"
"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"
"[spelling bee] Judge: Your word is McConaughey McConaughey. M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y, McConaughey. Did I get it? Judge: We have no idea"
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!"