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Joke of the Day

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"How do you make stupid people click links? ..."

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"My girlfriend said she wanted to get properly measured for a new a bra... I said, ""Of course, it's not your eyeliner... You don't want to wing it."""

"What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office? Insure ants?"

"What did one dick say to the other dick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."

"What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar."

"LEGAL JARGON! Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!"

"I would never have a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."

"What's 12 inches long and makes your wife scream all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome."