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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"
"What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer? None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash."
"So a bar walks into a guy 's asshole and the guy is like ""Fuck ouch dammit my prostate!"""
"Happy New Year #2018 first."
"Dear Abby, I never thought this would happen to me. Today I met a sexy woman who told me I write letters to the wrong publication."
"I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast It's mostly Sunni"
"You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?"
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"
"England was knocked out of the World Cup. It's the most English people wiped out at one time since the last episode of ""Game of Thrones."""