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Joke of the Day

"I don't blame people for not wanting Merrick Garland in the Supreme Court I would be scared too if I had to work with the Incredible Hulk in his later years."

"Do you know why God invented yeast infections? So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too."

"Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!"

"A psychic dwarf escaped from prison There's a small medium at large."

"Two Calamari Two calamari walk into a pub. Bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" ""We'll have a Hurricane and a Sex On the Beach"" says squid A. Bartender pauses and says, ""That'll be three squid then."""

"What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls? Altha'or syzygena"

"How do you say constipated in German? Fahfrompoopin"

"""I'm an actress"" I watched your web series, and I disagree."

"What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house."

"GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?"