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Joke of the Day

"Must have been a tough childhood for the Redskins quarterback... Growing up knowing your parents are Cousins."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff."

"""Getting fat"" is absolutely a legitimate response to ""what have you been up to?"""

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog."

"No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"I was at a very awkward party last night in an Igloo. I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse."

"Why did the atom stick around? Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion."

"What has four legs and quacks? A paradox"

"Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank"