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Joke of the Day

"What did the battered woman say once she finally realized she was no longer sexually attracted to her abusive husband? Beats the fuck out of me."

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."

"I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"

"An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?"

"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."

"My neighbor just gave us a brand new dining set! I guess he was feeling particularly chairitable today."

"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."

"Jewish guy goes to his rabbi . . . . . . he asks, ""I don't get it. If we're the chosen people, why did God make the goys?"" The rabbi shrugs and say, ""Hey . . . somebody's gotta pay retail."""

"Depression starts in a part of the brain called the Hippocampus Which is strange because I always thought hippos loved studying."

"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"