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Joke of the Day
"After hearing all this stuff about Russia being upset I'm just like... Oh Putin, Crimea river."
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"How do you offend a vegan? Cover your ears with your hands"
"Butter and Blonde"
"My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me."
"Someone once told me my best features were my smile and personality If I don't have a mouth I'm fucked"
"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."
"So an Irishman.... Walks out of a bar...."
"How to sound Irish on St. Patrick's day Whale Oil Beef Hooked Now say it very fast"
"Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls."
"Ebola Fun Fact Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola wakka wakka"