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Joke of the Day

"When Beyonce is on her period... ...does Jay Z have 100 problems?"

"Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him."

"I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing."

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"

"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."

"Have you ever flicked a cigarette out the window then five minutes later you start to smell something? So you turn around only to find your grandma fingering herself in the back seat."

"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"

"Yeah I can take a hint. I'm not going to though."

"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"