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Joke of the Day
"When Beyonce is on her period... ...does Jay Z have 100 problems?"
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"The creator of throat lozvenges died and i went to his funeral no coffin there"
"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"
"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."
"Mad bunny What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."
"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"
"A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up to the bar and announced, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."
"Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that"
"I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic."