94733
Joke of the Day
"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."
Next Joke
"Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today."
"There's a fox in our garden! I mean a real fox, not a sexy person! Although, I am also now in the garden. There are two foxes in our garden!"
"Lets give each other cute nicknames like, 'Plaintiff' and 'Defendant'"
"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"
"I went to see a movie about Beethoven... it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull."
"I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like ""Doin' great"" or ""Still going the right way, good job."""
"What you call a penis that doesn't satisfy a woman? Yours"
"Welcome to my garden of actors And on your left, we have the Benedict Cucumber Patch"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied ""Shut your mouth you fat cunt"""