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Joke of the Day
"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."
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"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."
"Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don't do it in the bathtub."
"I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them."
"Me: I need to lose my baby weight. Diet coach: Awww, how old is your youngest? Me: Thirteen."
"Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."
"ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell? ________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question."
"I thought my publication about fish living on land would be a big hit Too bad it was just a flop"
"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."
"What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill Dead ant dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaant"