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Joke of the Day

"Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Gluten sensitivity does not exist in this dojo,does it? Put your hand down Aiyden"

"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."

"MOM: [walks into daughter's room, sees protest signs, history books, list of senators' phone numbers on bed] Are you... politically active?"

"I wrote a poem. I dig. You dig. She digs. He digs. They dig. We dig. Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep."

"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""

"Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop... ... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk."

"Knock Knock... ""Come in!"""

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning"

"Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict."

"People are forgetting that illegals are ""stealing"" jobs that no one else wants like the job of being Donald Trump's wife"