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Joke of the Day

"Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Gluten sensitivity does not exist in this dojo,does it? Put your hand down Aiyden"

"What do you call a Mexican on a hill? Gracias."

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."

"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"There are 3 genders Male Female IMAGINATION"

"Today is a military command: March Fourth!"

"Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive more than 60mph The results were catastrophic"

"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."

"What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com"

"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."