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Joke of the Day
"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."
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"Yo Mama is old I told her to act her age and the bitch died"
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
"Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza."
"Broke up with my girlfriend today On the other hand I met this chick."
"At this stage of my life, ""Good in Bed"" means not snoring or stealing the covers."
"Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert? It's full of Arab Seamen."
"I love when I have dramatic realizations over my morning cereal... ... I call 'em ""breakfast epiphanies"""
"From my 7 year old daughter: What do you call a girl shell? A she shell."
"I always tell my kids that it's ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people."