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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"
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"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."
"What do you get when you mix birth Control and Lsd? A good trip without kids."
"What's the currency in space? Starbucks"
"""There's Dave"" Regular Dave or Dave who thinks he's a hotdog and ""f"" is a vowel? [cut to Dave writing in a book titled ""Diary of an frank""]"
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall."
"I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever."
"So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico"
"Me: Check out that car. It has 400 horses. 5-year-old: Where does all the poop go?"