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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."
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"Where do minions shop? Banana Republic"
"What is the fastest cake in the world? Scone."
"Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hips stir."
"A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!"
"Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman? On the astronaughty step."
"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""
"Me: *ziplines into wedding* ""Sup nerds?"" *pants get caught and tear off leaving me dangling naked upside down* Priest: ""Ooh a pinata!"""
"The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk."
"Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."