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Joke of the Day
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog."
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"Don't you hate it when you're peeing and someone starts talking to you? It's like, keep your mouth open or it all goes to waste."
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"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"