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Joke of the Day
"My ex-gf invited me to her wedding Told her I was busy, will be there next time"
Next Joke
"I used to be in an animal rights group... But that was before i screwed the pooch."
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her ? Switch to the spiderman outfit."
"I fell asleep on a tanning bed... Now I'm out of my grandfather's will"
"I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth."
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza."
"[at funeral] My brother was so realistic and sensible. I guess you could say- *casket is lowered into the ground* -he was down to earth."
"My GF likes it in the butt. She's an anal moll."