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Joke of the Day

"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"

"Why are thousands of kittens dying everyday? For some sick, strange reason, men enjoy smashing pussy."

"A WOMAN: i've only been washing my hair ME: IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM SINK!! ME TOO!! THE WOMAN: once a ME: ONCE I WAKE UP I KNOW SAME ME TOO!!"

"The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. "

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights? A Sir conference."

"Terrorists are so slutty They'll blow on the first date"

"Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker? Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred."

"So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, ""gimme a tea!"""

"So I'm making a Marvin Gaye tribute band... We're gonna be called 'Marvin Gayer'."