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Joke of the Day
"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"
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"Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... We'll have 2020 hindsight"
"I like my women like I like my chocolate with nuts"
"What does a Syrian pirate say? Allah AkbARRR"
"There's only two kinds of people in this world: people who know how to use conjunctions, but people who don't."
"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."
"Friends are like a trampoline Because I always wanted one. edit: grammar"
"In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn't have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is."
"What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute"
"What is Trump's favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey: the story of a billionaire dominating and fucking a dumb American."