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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day."

"I went to look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents."

"What's a woman's best curve? Her smile."

"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog"

"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intence."

"Never date a chemist, they seduce you with their magnetism, only call you periodically, then one day: Boom! They Argon."

"Her: I've had gray hairs since I was 16. Me: I got my grays after I got married. Hubs: I CAN HEAR YOU! Me: AND I LOVE MY GRAYS, HONEY!"

"How did Wendy die? The Baconator."

"What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain? It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain."