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Joke of the Day
"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog"
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"I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks."
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"I can't wait for MTV's next reality show about car wash employees that hold in farts until they're cleaning the inside of your car."
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"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"
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"Why is I such a controlling letter? Because I said so."