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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly."
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"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words."
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"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"
"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"
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"The door is not ajar. It's a door, silly!"
"I want to become famous... so that one day, when people approach me asking ""Hey, do I know you from somewhere?"" I can reply with ""I don't know, do you watch a lot of porn?"""