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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly."
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"Always remember that you're someone's reason to smile.. Because you are a joke."
"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar. A practice that still continues"
"No point I'll go straight to the point, this all sentence is pointless"
"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."
"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"
"People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?"
"[The Price is Right Wheel-O-Fate stops on the symbol] DREW: ooh that's 8 days in the hole CONTESTANT: what? [hole opens in the ground]"
"A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke."