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Joke of the Day
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words."
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"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? Santa goes *down* the chimney."
"POLICE OFFICER: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""Because you know I love riddles."""
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"My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery."
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"If I was super religious, I'd celebrate Easter by getting nailed."
"If an apple a day keeps the doctor away how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?"