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Joke of the Day
"So my spreadsheet program hasn't been working for 40 days... ...it was excellent."
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"I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard."
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"Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
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"Pam: You blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg! Little Miss...uhh... Archer: R2-""Double-D""-2?"