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Joke of the Day
"So my spreadsheet program hasn't been working for 40 days... ...it was excellent."
Next Joke
"There's a dog on my street who practices Islam. I don't have a problem with his religion, I just wish he wouldn't wake me up every morning at 5am shouting ""ALLAHU AK-BARK."""
"I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet He really gave me a run for my money!"
"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"
"please help laptop problem I painted my laptop black in hope of it running faster, now it doesnt work at all."
"I heard Kia has been working with the devil... They've been selling their Souls."
"There was a Mexican boy born with two dicks. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second one? Hose B"
"I was woken up today by a tap on my door Odd sense of humor my plummer has."
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!"
"While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said."