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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"
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"I broke a lightbulb, smashed artwork, splattered milk from cereal bowls across kitchen walls and knocked over candles. Fly is dead."
"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"
"Beeped my horn at this cute guy who walked by. He shot me a dirty look. He's playing hard to get, but I've started planning the wedding!"
"""You lie like a doge!"" I tell my wife. ""So deceit!"" I add. ""Very fraud!"" I mention. ""Much fiction!"" I point out. ""Wow,"" she says."
"*rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*"
"Whenever there is trouble, Justice League cums in a... Flash"
"Saw a tweet about foods to help your sex life. I need sex to help my sex life, not food."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."
"My wife told me that she needs time and distance... ...because she's calculating velocity."