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"I once heard a dirty intellectual joke It blew my mind !!"
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"The only downside to buying diamonds is that you could have bought thousands of tacos instead."
"My phone just autocorrected ""Haha"" to ""Jaja"" so I guess I'm Mexican now."
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"
"""My fellow Americans, I have authorized action to degrade and destroy Adobe's ability to push updates to devices."" [Cheering in streets]"
"Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me."
"how many Irishman does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to hold the light bulb the other to drink until the room spins"
"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."
"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."