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Joke of the Day

"Why is Iron Man's arch nemesis not Wrinkle Man?"

"These Hoes Ain't Royals, said Chris Brown, pointing at Lorde and her friends."

"I like my women like I like my drinks... cheap and full of alcohol"

"An auk breathes from his ass One day he sits down and dies."

"That awkward moment when your girlfriend is looking up for a noodles recipe on your computer and opens a file called ""Asian."""

"Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster [Hitler] what's the weather looking like today? [Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!"

"Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock? Because it would have Lead(II) trouble."

"What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear? A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy."

"How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotopuss"