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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock? Because it would have Lead(II) trouble."
Next Joke
"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? feminism."
"My doctor told me a joke the other day he left me in stitches."
"How do you know that you are a redditor? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother"
"Do you know who Candice is?? Candice who?? Candice dick fit in your mouth??"
"So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup... He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, ""Big breaths."" And she says, ""Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"""
"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"""Do you want to go out on a date?"" *sweats nervously* I C-CAN'T ""Why?"" *shoots friend next to him* I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL"
"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"