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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never eat your girl out in the morning? Ever pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
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"What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim."
"What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? A small medium at large."
"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."
"Why did the clam get in an accident? He was talking on his shellphone."
"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"
"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp espressivo'."
"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."
"Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don't like being that guy holding two purses."
"What do you call a calm Asian? A Mellow Yellow"