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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico? A senor citizen."

"What has a million legs but can't walk? Jerry's Kids."

"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."

"what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? *""I don't know. What?""* a condescending con descending."

"Every commercial for every product should have a scientist looking into a microscope. That gives me the confidence to buy"

"I've been playing poker on Facebook. So far I've poked 113 women, but not a one of them have poked me back."

"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."

"Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!"

"What do you call the president when he is rolling down a snowy hill? An Obama-nable snowman"

"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."