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Joke of the Day
"What's the only animal with a cunt on its back? A police horse."
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"Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan."
"Took a career aptitude test. My results: sports team mascot, bridge troll, sign twirler, petting zoo shit shoveler"
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out this week. I predict someone will shoot up a theater Don't worry though, it'll be a storm trooper and he'll miss everyone."
"I wouldn't mind being catcalled if it were useful: ""Hey baby, boot sale at Macy's!"" or, ""Line's shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!"""
"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"
"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"
"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."
"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"
"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."