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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out this week. I predict someone will shoot up a theater Don't worry though, it'll be a storm trooper and he'll miss everyone."

"What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even."

"If you build a triangle with sticks. Would it be, twigernometry?"

"So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!"

"I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds."

"Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women."

"How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good."

"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"

"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."