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Joke of the Day

"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."

"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""

"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."

"What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U? Amiigo"

"A man left his wife because he found out she was a prostitute and, boy, had he rung up a bill!"

"The price of Trumps' wall became much cheaper after the election... ...50 million people shit a brick!"

"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"

"Why did Tomato turn red from embarrassment? Because it saw Salad dressing."

"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."

"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"