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Joke of the Day

"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."

"Air bags: my car's attempt of cheering me up after accidents by giving me surprise balloons."

"music joke As the Cellist in our string quartet, i can't help but feel the other musicians are looking down on me. sorry about that, i will just be getting my coat."

"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"

"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"

"What did one tampon say to the other?? ...... Nothing! They're both stuckup cunts !"

"I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey."

"Is that a Nexus 6 or are you just happy to see me?"

"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."