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Joke of the Day
"[on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear"
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"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
"My ex broke up with me but left a bag of chips in my car. 3 weeks passed and I texted ""I still got your chips if you want them."""
"My E! True Hollywood Story would just be me trying to open a soy sauce packet."
"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines."
"I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon."
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints."