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Joke of the Day
"What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH*"
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"Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do that with pizza."
"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"
"Why did the LAPD leave the Dodger game early? They wanted to beat the crowd."
"Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It's a mix of two swear words; ""SHIIIT"" and ""FAAARK"""
"What will fast food workers say in Trump's Amerika? Arbeit Macht Freis with that?"
"Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball? ""They Don't Know Where Home Is!"" Daniel , Reddit Clown"
"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"
"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves"
"Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy? There was too much seamen."