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Joke of the Day

"Was George Michael an organ donor? Because he's gonna be pissed when he hears what happend to his heart."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason."

"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"

"My Emmy party went off without a hitch despite my cat not answering me when I asked her who crocheted the dress she was wearing."

"""911, what is your emergency?"" I got stuck in a beaded curtain ""Again?"" SEND HELP"

"SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled."

"An engineer gets banned from r/fitness He was trying to sell SCRs to their NOx users..."

"Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California? Because it's worth it."

"dat hyphen A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me)"

"We took the animals for a walk and saw a sign: 'Dogging area, please control your animal and pick up their faces...'"