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Joke of the Day
"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he's walking around like a sour puss."
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"Guinea Pig When I was five years old, my teacher asked me if I wanted to take the school guinea pig home. Seven months later, I arrived in the African republic of Guinea."
"Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket? He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin."
"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures? Narcolepsy"
"My girlfriend needs an abortion.... And Mexico is gonna pay for it."
"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hangout. It just says I can't get within 50 ft of you. So you wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"
"December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it"
"Why don't the Amish waterski? The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"