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Joke of the Day

"Hey. I can't help but peak at chu. It's making my bulbs all sore."

"I secretly gave our Waffle House waitress a $100 tip and my family can't figure out why she's crying & hugging me & trying to get in our car"

"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"

"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."

"I'm told that if you eat pineapple or carrots in excess, your come will taste like that food... Is this why my Japanese girlfriend's pussy tastes like raw fish?"

"I like my lovers like I like my golf score Hand drawn, messy, and totally unconvincing."

"It's too beautiful to stay inside today. That's why I moved my bed closer to the window."

"The last girl I dated reminded me a lot of a cat, she would annoy me for attention, but ignore me once I gave it to her... ...the difference is that I never woke up with her asshole in my face."

"Fighting Fire with Fire Have you ever heard the phrase ""fight fire with fire""? Have you ever actually tried that? I have, you know what happens? You just get a much larger fire."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"