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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the prostitute who got fired for going on strike? She just didn't give a fuck."
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"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"
"Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!"
"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."
"My air fresheners for insane people got turned down... They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense"
"I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static."
"Have you heard that joke they don't tell gays?"
"Never trust a fortune teller buying more than 1 lottery ticket."
"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""
"I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future."