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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard that joke they don't tell gays?"
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"I hope I look half as good on my wedding day as I do on my divorce paper-signing day."
"Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency. And sorry about your neck hole."
"You can't say Happiness without... ... Penis."
"""That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it."" - Sharks and Toddlers"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"
"- Michelle, we must break up... - Oh, I'll kill myself! - That's a nice bonus. Thank you!"
"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""
"Don't be sad laundry.. No one is doing me either"
"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."