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Joke of the Day
"My car can only go 68... if it goes 69 the engine blows a rod."
Next Joke
"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."
"What do we want?! AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them?! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""
"Why did the white girl die of alkalosis? Because she was too basic"
"If my dick was a dude... He would prefer the term little person"
"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."
"Did you know Hitler didn't like to eat meat? He was a vegetaryan."
"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."
"What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room? (Zzzzip)"