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Joke of the Day

"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."

"I can't get hard unless I can hear a gluten intolerant person weeping over a menu."

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"I know someone who talks like an owl"

"What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane"

"My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party. I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle."

"What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip? A collieflower"

"Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job."

"I don't want to perpetuate a fat girl stereotype, but this blow job could use a side of ranch."

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human."