101299

Joke of the Day

"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."

"How do we call a skinhead with an Afro? The only black KKK member."

"Whats brown and sticky? A stick."

"Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer."

"Ever since I became blind I never looked back... Or forward, or right, or left."

"Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player? Because he's a switch hitter"

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big."

"Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48? Me : 804 I : That's not correct Me : Fast though."

"When I smell weed coming from my neighbors house I call him pretending I'm the Mexican Cartel, and accuse him of stealing my drugs."

"Multitasking Whoever said women can multitask is talking bollocks.....I told my missus to sit down and shut the fuck up, she couldn't do either"