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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV? There was too much sax and violins."
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"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"
"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."
"How do you know if someone is a socialist? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning.."
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"
"Where do you go to get fresh complaints? The whinery."
"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
"A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband ""I look fat. Give me a compliment."" The husband replies "" Your vision is perfect."""
"No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it."