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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Skrillex like to go fishing? Because he always drops the bass."
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"I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macrame plant hanger."
"Why does Islam marginalize their women? Because she ain't special, Shiite."
"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he will eat for a week."
"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."
"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""
"A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway."
"One time a girl tried sleeping with me for adderall... She was a total attention whore."
"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"