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"You know what they should call ""Tinder"" in Manhattan? The New York Cock Exchange"
"What do pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common? Flatbush"
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler..."
"How to make a hormone? Don't pay her"
"What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?"
"What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called? Lake Flaccid"
"Why did Anakin kill all the younglings? To get to the other side."
"What do you call a screaming timepiece? An alarmed clock."
"Lil Johnny: ""Dad I lost my virginity las night!"" Dad: ""I am proud of you son, come sit next to me and tell me how it went."" Lil Johnny: ""I can't sit right now, my butt still hurts"""