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Joke of the Day
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it"
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"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"
"If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark with gastritis that keeps throwing up people until they all have fun on the beach."
"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."
"Our local council said they are going to get all the coins out of the wishing well and put them into a balloon. Talk about getting everyone's hopes up."
"If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority."
"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"
"So there's a guy at my work that cleans all of the new stock that comes off the trucks before it hits the sales floor... We call him the palette cleanser."
"Here's a FedEx joke http://imgur.com/UiGwU3e"
"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."