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Joke of the Day
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being"
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"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""
"Dave is coming over. ""Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?"" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE"
"Did you here about the funny looking desert font? They call it comic sands"
"People don't realize how hard it is to write stupid things on a regular basis."
"If Hannibal Lector is not a vegetarian, what is he? A humanitarian."
"[Opens a beer at the park] ""Dude. There's kids here."" Oh shit how rude of me. [turns] IF YOU KIDS WANT SOME BEERS THEYRE IN THE COOLER"
"My little brother wished for bigger family gatherings So I listed my single uncles on dating websites. ""You want aunts? That's how you get aunts."""
"if I were a serial killer, I would target people who scream when they sneeze"
"Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle."