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Joke of the Day

"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject, these days if you mention botox no one raises an eyebrow."

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"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final"
"I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... Clunk. These are heavy."
"Math is like another language 2n+2n is 4n to me"
"Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""
"A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road... She was cited for littering."
"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"
"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."
"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."