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Joke of the Day

"So, I have a black girlfriend now Burnt the shit out of my hand on the stove..."

"What came first - the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from eBay ...and do away with insertion fees."

"And the Lord said unto John ""come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and got a toaster."

"Grapes are so predictable at poker Eventually, they all end up raisin"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"How can you tell if someone voted Green Party? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children."