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Joke of the Day
"What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be."
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"When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back."
"Beyonce didn't almost fall everyone else just messed up"
"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"
"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"
"Announced sternly to students today that ""only hard things are worth doing!"" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to."
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it."
"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."
"I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an ""attorney"" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse."
"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"